Don't waste my time and don't be be cheap. It makes me feel so good as I'm draining you. You are so pathetic. But, if you're a time waster or cheap ass, scroll on by... If you're not going to waste my time and you're not a cheap ass, then let me empty your wallet and bank accounts! You can take care of me and I won't ruin your life. But, if I'm not happily taken care of, I’ll literally ruin your life, and you’ll thank me for it. You’ll beg for my affection and prove your worth. Once you’ve earned it, I might just let you see me play. I might... Or, maybe not. 

*I prefer that you chat or email me before a call that to ensure that we are on the same page. My time is valuable and I'm not here to have you waste it.