I’m looking for my one & only “spankoligist.” A dominant, who

 knows how to give me a good bare bottom spanking or spank me

 where I can feel it. If I don’t feel it, then it didn’t happen. I won’t

 obey you. I want to remember your name, not just any

 spankologist. You must teach me a lesson or else, I’ll keep acting

 up & out no matter where I go. I sometimes feel like I need home

 training. Do you have big, strong, heavy hands? If you’re

 interested & would like to take a crack at taming this ass, please

 don’t hesitate to let me know because you might be the perfect

 match for this job. Maybe pulling my britches down & bending me

 over your knee will work. Yes, it’s a job, because you might have

 to work at getting my habits under control because I do all kinds

 of crazy shit. Do you have any discipline methods that actual

 works? I might fake cry with you. I’ve always been the boss &

 one thing you’re going to fucking learn is that I will always be the

 fucking boss, you old-timer, old fart loser!

·